Laugh until your ribs ache, and chuckle until your cheeks hurt! It's The Cranbrook Comedy Club – THE place to watch live stand-up in Kent!
Our bar will be open from 6:40, with the amazing JEZS JUKEBOX playing all your favourite tunes LIVE.
The FOOD TRUCKS are back! This time we have BUN BUDDIES, serving up the best award-winning burgers around!
Then Comedy from 8:00 pm with another amazing lineup!
This has got to be the BEST Comedy Event around!The Linup this time… ANDREW MAXWELL: The last 12 months has been great for Andrew – on TV he’s recorded an episode of the forthcoming series of QI and has appeared on the new political panel show ‘Breaking The News’ for the BBC and "Roast Battle" on Comedy Central.
Andrew is the recognisable voice of MTV’s hit show "Ex on the Beach", on Radio 4 as the host of Andrew Maxwell’s Public Enemies and a regular on R4’s News Quiz. He has appeared on Live At The Apollo, Have I Got News For You , Celebrity Juice and Mock The Week .
Having the ear of both the youth and older audience Andrew is best placed to get all ages to stand up and be counted.
Throughout his career, Andrew has enjoyed many sell-out seasons at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe; he has also performed at The Secret Policeman’s Ball (alongside Eddie Izzard, Chevy Chase and Dylan Moran), Glastonbury, The HBO US Comedy & Arts Festival in Las Vegas (alongside Jerry Seinfeld and Chris Rock), and made several appearances at the Montreal Just for Laughs Festival. He was the special guest of friend Jim Jefferies for his Hammersmith Apollo dates in London.
“…a master-class in mirth. Sublime timing, relaxed delivery style, killer punch-lines: the holy trinity of stand-up are all present and correct. Go see a craftsman at work” – The Herald
CERYS NELMES: Introducing West Country Stand Up Comedian Cerys Nelmes, born and bred in the Cotswolds!
Cerys has had a very colourful and eventful life which she loves talking about to make people laugh. She performs her comedy in a story telling style with a West Country charm that is easy to warm to.
Cerys has worked very hard to forge a strong career in the comedy industry. She is a leading mc on the comedy circuit, working for major UK clubs and UK charity events. Cerys has a fantastic stage presence and her audience interaction is flawless.
Cerys performs all over the World for the Military and was the last ever comedian to perform in Afghanistan before they withdrew!
Cerys is making waves in the tv industry as one of the best female TV warm up artists, working for Gordon Ramsey/Studio Ramsey, BT Sport, ITV and Channel 4.
Cerys is a Guest Comic aboard Cruise Ships all over the World. Cerys has also appeared in Pantomime!
MARK SIMMONS: Mark is an exceptional one-liner comedian which won him a place in Dave’s prestigious Best Joke of The Fringe in Edinburgh 2017 & 2019. His recent solo shows at the festival, One-Linerer, One-Linererer and One-Linerererer have been huge hits, with sell-out shows every day and a nomination for Best Show by the Amused Moose Comedy Award Fringe Show 2017.
Mark has appeared on Mock The Week (BBC), Out There (ITV) alongside Milton Jones and has also recorded a Channel 4 pilot with Bridget Christie, and has been tour support for Rob Brydon, Seann Walsh and Rob Beckett, as well as one off gigs, supporting Michael McIntyre and Jack Dee.
“Absolutely hilarious.” – The Scotsman
“A talented comic with an artisan’s grasp of joke-writing” – Chortle
“Gags of the highest order” – Broadway Baby
Performance: 13th JUNE 2025 – 8:00 PM Start – Our Bar opens at 7:00 PM
Tickets: £13.50 / £9 Front 2 Rows / £17 Balcony Front Row
Running Time: Approx 2 Hours (Including interval)
Ticketholders must be 15 years old or over!
Please note: that due to the nature of this industry, the Advertised Comedians may change at short notice (if they get offered a TV slot for example), This is very rare and they will usually provide us with 28 days' notice, The Queens Hall theatre promises to provide you with a replacement comedian of the same calibre in this eventuality.